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** Stoopid Trades I've Seen **

I've found I need SOMEWHERE to gripe about all the stoopid trades I see... so here it is.



1) I'm only dedicating one entry to the retards that think this works.


Lot 102679473: | Owned by stephanieistulip | Report this lot

Snowball Fight Usuki Doll

stephanieistulip's Wishlist: TYPE THIS MESSAGE IN TO 10 OTHER TRADES THEN GO TO THE LOST DESERT PAINTBRUSH STALL AND YOU WILL FIND A RANDOM PAINTBHRUSH AND 100,000 NP ON THE FLOOR. WORKED FOR EVERYONE SO FAR


2) Something for nothing


Lot 102679689: | Owned by inuyasha_00909 | Report this lot

Toy Sail Boat

inuyasha_00909's Wishlist: 142,929 np!!!!


GOLLY what a good deal that is!


3) Blatant lie


Lot 102679886: | Owned by the_mines_of_moria | Report this lot

Tyrannian Plathydon

the_mines_of_moria's Wishlist: Only a few exist...cheapest one is 3 million. Best offer or most impressive offer I get in 2 minutes wins!


Uh HUH... and if the best offer is 20 NP?


4) Can't do math

Lot 102680058: | Owned by neoblos | Report this lot

Race to Riches Scratchcard
Race to Riches Scratchcard
Race to Riches Scratchcard
Race to Riches Scratchcard
Race to Riches Scratchcard
Race to Riches Scratchcard

neoblos's Wishlist: 4200np


OH Yeah.. GREAT deal there...


5) Beggars

Lot 102680164: | Owned by skateboard_guitar | Report this lot

Pyramicake

skateboard_guitar's Wishlist: can anyone give me free items so i can put them into my shop for low prices?



OHYEAHRIGHT. ::Snort.::


6) Or else!

Lot 102680163: | Owned by selene_2003 | Report this lot

Jhudoras Brush

selene_2003's Wishlist: BID NOW OR IT GOES TO THE MONEY TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH No..! Whatever will we do!



7) Guild and Shop advertisers


Lot 102680378: | Owned by claderricca | Report this lot

Scado

claderricca's Wishlist: LOOK AT MY GUILD AND SHOP! I WANT PETPETS, CODESTONES, NEOPOINTS, DUBLOONS,MAP PIECES, FAERIES! IF U DONT HAVE IT, TRY ME! AND DONT FORGET TO LOOK AT MA OTHER TRADES!


I love the all caps. No, I do! I do!


8) It's a PLUSHIE you moron

Lot 102680617: | Owned by lcarlos2k5 | Report this lot

Faerie Paint Brush Plushie

lcarlos2k5's Wishlist: 210k! WOW


Only 210k for a PLUSHIE?! Imagine that!



9) Anything!


Lot 102680943: | Owned by lisbeth_kaldor123 | Report this lot

Spooky Shake
Lime Jelly
Bottle of Black Sand
Sausage Omelette
Strawberry Jelly

lisbeth_kaldor123's Wishlist: Anything! Check out my other trades



How about a pile of sludge?



10) Donate this

Lot 102681888: | Owned by cursed_pirates13 | Report this lot

Golden Buzz Helmet

cursed_pirates13's Wishlist: Donations for guild.Pwease donate it's good for buzzes in the battledome.


For a guild, even! I'll be first in line.




- Not bitter, just amused,
The Great and Marvelous PaNda
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